ROYAL
LADY, DUBBED THE ‘FAIREST OF THEM ALL’, SEEKS ADORING AND SUBMISSIVE MALE
Single female with perfect features, ripened like
fine wine, and great ambition. Rich and not shy about it. Enjoys preening,
black magic and the tainting of delectable fruit. Seeking man of stature,
preferably with great social standing, for frequent complimenting. Must be
willing to help plot deeds of wickedness and unfazed by close personal
relationship with bodyguard.
Any interested parties must reply by personal visit
to the penthouse luxury apartment in Times Square by midnight.
Disclaimer: Do not be alarmed if the appearance of
said female is not what one imagined at first. Complex disguises are common and necessary.
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