Thursday 28 November 2013

Lonely Hearts

ROYAL LADY, DUBBED THE ‘FAIREST OF THEM ALL’, SEEKS ADORING AND SUBMISSIVE MALE
Single female with perfect features, ripened like fine wine, and great ambition. Rich and not shy about it. Enjoys preening, black magic and the tainting of delectable fruit. Seeking man of stature, preferably with great social standing, for frequent complimenting. Must be willing to help plot deeds of wickedness and unfazed by close personal relationship with bodyguard.
Any interested parties must reply by personal visit to the penthouse luxury apartment in Times Square by midnight.

Disclaimer: Do not be alarmed if the appearance of said female is not what one imagined at first. Complex disguises are common and necessary.

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